From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!! Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack) Baby Bella to not vomit on my presents like last year A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit' Antoine (the Handsome French Boy) to surprise me on Christmas day in the style of a Netflix rom-com Sparkly eye-shadow A new diary (I'm really getting through them!) Lots of love, Lottie Brooks p.s Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Christmas is complete chaos this year! The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break, there's a Secret Santa to organise AND Lottie has to prepare for her big performance in the Christmas play as the back-end of a reindeer. Will she survive the festivities intact?